LabbyDragon Says

bethanythemartian:

the-unpopular-opinions:

There’s something gross or unhealthy in everything we do. I go into a public restroom, I’m inhaling fecal bacteria. I sleep too long, there’s a scientific study telling me it’s dangerous. I don’t sleep enough, that’s dangerous too. I answer a cell phone call, radiation kills my brain cells. I type out a post, germs all over my keyboard. Drink from a plastic bottle, drink coffee, drink a diet coke, all cancer risks. Stay in and watch TV? Cancer. Go outside in the sun? More cancer.

No matter what I do, something is going to kill me, so for now I’m going to fill up on cow puss/hormones and hog scrotum (with mustard). I find it delicious, filling, and inexpensive, and there’s nothing you can say or do to deter me from eating it.

Fucking this.

There are things I get like this about, but usually I do care what I’m eatting.  I can’t even drink milk, actually.  Makes me sick if even just have it in cereal every day.  However, some people are able to drink milk well into adulthood without negative effects. That’s actually about a 50/50 chance of which you will be.  We also aren’t the only animals that drink the milk of other animals or foods that are not nutritious to us. Just something I find interesting.